Friday, August 29, 2008

Imperia Online Kalkulator Imperia Online?

Help, capiscioni!

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As I may have mentioned before, lately I've devoted to hunting Romanian scam on eBay. Activity that allows me to waste time I should devote to more serious things, but gives considerable satisfaction in imagining the Romanian is already counting the pennies that will be able to tap phones to unsuspecting buyers hungry, when to ten seconds after the end I come of the auction and gave them to buy all.
I feel exquisitely asshole, because I can do damage to two types of people: on the one hand, the Romanian who wanted to cheat and still screwed. Second, the "furbus italicus, a squalid race of idiots whose infected specimens really believe that an iPhone is via ibbei up to 300 euro brand new, and have not the slightest suspicion that a seller who has to yesterday was selling motorcycle parts and did not sell anything at all you are suddenly in the hands of about fifty cell phones to give away at the lowest possible price. Given the enthusiasm with which they buy, I imagine that they are not even touched by the suspicion is that I saved his ass, but in their heart, send me vicious curses for having taken from them the opportunity to entrust her happiness to a log of plastic.

After making purchases on the auction scam to about 400,000 € *, however, it seems that my account has become rather well known in Romania, and I find myself more and more often on the black list of the account of the day.
What's wrong, you say: you make another account with any data and continue undisturbed. Unfortunately no, because the friend online auction giant, unable to prevent the theft of existing accounts, put restrictions on new entries that did not solve a tube from the side but crooks complicate the life of me. Basically you need a phone number to which fixed be called by that communicates ibbei an unlock code, and obviously this number must be different for each account.

Tranquilli *, not really pay them, eh ....

This is where I need the kind help of my four readers. Quiet, do not ask you to put your house number in the hands of a Romanian (though a little filing down 'the story, it might be a good excuse to get to number one girl in discuteca. Something like UNZ UNZ " give me your number? "and her" OK, 335 ... "" No, look, I need the disk. Then you say if I called eBay and tell me what code you were told, okay? "" Are you stupid?? Jessica, called the type of security, this is crazy! "UNZ UNZ). But should
There phone dealers who assign virtual numbers that may look like regular phones, and I understand something more. Suggestions?

Tuesday, August 26, 2008

Scrapbooking Invitation Cards

gleanings

The particular curse of having a lot of super-technological gadgets is essentially the fact that never, never, ever, be able to synchronize in the same way all the lists of contacts.

If we take as unprovable assumption that each new expression is more pioneering as its manifestations are not censored, I would say that we can deduce that satellite television is now less pioneering than a toothpick. Of mice, even numbers to pay for advertising, you have never seen more than I miss the shade: there are girls that move on a couch simulating abdominal peristalsis, but remain strictly dressed. A little
'defend themselves Arabs, but for which most of the time the concept of "beautiful women!" Decreased more or less "human being vague on female characteristics without burka and bra. In some unfortunate cases, this is not minimally sufficient.

I do not know whether to call it synchronicity, but the same day that I realized that poker had taken control of my life and I put on the agenda that I had to think seriously about detox, I went to click on a link by spoof to which I was instantly peeled of all bark well earned. Now, I I think the internett experienced enough not to fall in the first link I find spoof, and in fact this was the first - and thankfully little dangerous - turn. Now I am a bit 'worried the day I seriously decide to quit smoking at least I will be close to a hydrant that is about to explode. But

housewives sadomasochistic you pay him the furniture polish?

About misfits (hey, hello friends of the blog! Have a nice holiday?), I think I'm close to the mental state where I could spend an evening Rinat in a corner with his knees waving his arms to look into the void with eyes wide open. The only obstacle I see is that now I do not get more to shake the knees in his arms. And the six-pack in the ass!

alternating phases where my fridge is tragically empty stage where it is tragically full. One of the things that annoys me deeply is to whisk away the food, which is accompanied by pain, however, moments of craving, which includes, for example, two pounds of zucchini to the euro on the stalls.
Does anyone have a vague idea of how much damage and marginal zucchini are two pounds?!? Usually enough to make me close the fridge disgusted and escape into the nearest mac donald.

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Is It Ok To Mastrubate When You Have A Uti

enough but, fuck, enough!

Can I book a lobotomy? But a real, not pretend.
So there are no more excuses.

What the fuck!