Porn Fest Should I do a million things to stop and stay there, motionless, looking at the passage of time and feeling sorry for himself. Rather not do it, and use that energy should be channeled elsewhere in stupid. Like this.
Title: Pon farr
Fandom: The Big Bang Theory
Raiting: NC-17
Word Count: 1274
Disclaimers: everything belongs to Warner Bros
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"Penny. Penny. Penny. "
Penny opened the door to stop the annoying and relentless knocking Sheldon:" What is it, Sheldon? "
Sheldon, perfectly composed in the middle of the landing, cleared his throat before announcing: "I realized that, thinking logically, how does Spock, of course I want you."
Penny stared at him, raising his eyebrows: "I do not think you understand."
"... Because I'm amazed." he said, raising his eyes to heaven. "I'll try to be clearer. Remember that Spock is subject to the TOS the pon farr ... "
" If it's one of those things Star Trek, I do not know anything. "interrupted the girl.
"But where were you while the world watched Star Trek?" Said Sheldon, indignantly.
"To me a life, I guess ... I decide to come to the point?"
"In any case, be subject to a Vulcan pon farr means to have sex or die .
"You're assuming that it is not human?"
"... No. However, I am in a similar situation. In recent days, my thoughts tend to wander and my dreams are filled with comic book heroines. As you can imagine, this distracts me from my work, and can not afford. So, I thought of you. "He concluded quietly. "Having sexual relations will have a beneficial effect on my body, relieving stress and restoring my ability to concentrate."
"... this is very flattering to me, Sheldon, but ..." began Penny, wondering if he said seriously, or maybe you had to do with that slimy be Wallowitz.
"This is a purely logical choice-As-Sheldon continued that the meeting would not be aimed at the recreation is not necessary to look for someone with intelligence, do not say the same to my to-let out a halfway between a laugh and a grunt-but at least the same scale of quantifiable measures. In addition, you answer to the usual standards of beauty and you are near. "
"Wow, you sure that you know to compliment a woman." She replied, preparing to slam the door in his face.
"Most important of all, you're my friend. You can not let me die. "
" Oh, darling, you will not die if you do not have a sexual relationship. "He said, softened by reference to their friendship.
"Of course, if I can not concentrate at work will not get more results, I will be fired, lose my home and die of starvation as any tramp. "
" Oh, my goodness! "
" Also, in my dreams you Superwoman looks like. "he added, smiling slightly.
"All right, come in!" So it was more than likely that he realized that it was not for him. Indeed, the whole concept would probably disgusted.
"Well, here we are." Said Sheldon entering, making his eyes wander around the apartment.
"Sit on the couch as well."
"Ah, yes. The famous foreplay. "He sat down and placed himself near Penny.
"I guess duties kiss you." He said with a slight grimace.
"You've never done this before? Where were you while everyone else went into puberty? "
"A study for my degree, I suppose ..."
Penny laughed: "Oh, honey! I'll ... "he leaned forward and kissed him lightly. "What do you say?"
"Um, an unavoidable exchange of germs and saliva."
"Excuse me, but what are the heroines of comics in your dreams?! "Penny said, rather offended.
"They shout 'Watch out pon farr! Will destroy you! '
"Oh, my ... you can stop repeating pon farr?"
"All right. We continue? "
" Okkey ... "that stupid balloon! Her kisses were not 'unnecessary'. He would show. She kissed him again, deepening the contact and began to massage her shoulders. Sheldon began to respond awkwardly. He put his hand on her back, resting the tip of your fingers. Penny did a verse of encouragement. He went down to kiss his throat and chuckled Sheldon. When he began to bite and suck the skin of the neck made him laugh again unbearable sucked. Penny cleared his throat, "Sheldon? Could you avoid? "
" Why? From what I have heard it is an enjoyable and fun, if not laughter, what would be an appropriate expression of appreciation? "
Penny's slipped a hand into the middle of the legs and grabbed him, squeezing firmly. Sheldon gave a gasp and then a long moan.
"This is an appropriate expression of appreciation." She whispered in his ear. Tron's off his shirt, then unbuttoned her blouse: take beginning and taste. He dropped the suit on the ground next to the shirt and leaned over Sheldon with a mischievous smile.
"What What are you doing? "he stopped her.
"Well, it seemed obvious what we were doing." He replied, confused.
"I mean, you're not going to fold those clothes?"
Penny stared at him, incredulous: "I do not think it is important at this moment!"
"Of course it is! You should show more respect for the things that belong to you and to others. And you would not hurt to put a little ' order in this place. "he added, after critical look at the living room.
"Sheldon, you're making me angry."
"I'm just saying ..."
With a frustrated sigh, Penny's and sat astride the kissed her passionately, pulling her hair short. Taking advantage of his surprise stuck his tongue in his mouth, finding the boy and sucking up. Broke away from him and stared at him with an eyebrow raised. Sheldon riamase in turn to look at for a few seconds. "Oh, hell!" He said, before clinging to Penny and reverse their positions on the couch. Penny's legs buckled around his waist, the skirt that dated back to life, while Sheldon kissed cheeks and temples, holding her face in her hands and rhythmically while pressing his groin against her sex. "I love you to be so high." Moaned in her ear, as he writhed to unfasten her bra. When he managed to pull it out and throw it away Sheldon stopped to look at the breast, as if hypnotized. Gently squeezed her right breast, then bend the head to lick the nipple. Penny moaned: "So, Shelly ..."
"Wait-Sheldon was interrupted, speaking with difficulty" We must take off all my clothes. "He stood up and began to untie his shoes. The system by and put us over the socks. Penny the observed between amusement and exasperation. When finally his pants and underwear were neatly put aside, Penny devotes a long look at his erection, "Very good ..." Sheldon does not seem at all embarrassed. "You do not undress?"
With a smile of defiance, Penny put her hands under her skirt to jeans and pulled my panties, lifting your pelvis off the couch and offering a perfect view of his wet sex.
"The skirt ..." she whispered Sheldon, then clearing his throat. Penny shook her head, amused: "I want to take ..."
"Hell, woman! I'll go crazy! "
Sheldon lay down again, rubbing against her. Biting his lips, Penny grabbed his State. He pressed his thumb on top, ready to drive it to himself ... and the Sheldon was in his hands, with a strangled cry. Penny's eyes widened in surprise, then gave the stupid thing she had expected? Had already gone much better than the first time with Leonard.
Sheldon, after taking breath, sighed and sat up: "Thank you very much. I promise I will not bother you anymore. "He started to rise.
"W-what? Where are you going? We're not done! "
" Well, I know that technically a sexual relationship is usually culminate with the penetration, but the goal was reached, the stress is greatly reduced and I feel good. Almost euphoric. I see no reason to take the time otherwise we could use you ... I am working on and doing what you usually do. "
Penny shook her head:" You will not let you go do things by halves . Put it this way: you're done the school year, but ... "
" I did not get full marks in all subjects? "
" Honey, you have been rejected in physical education. "
Sheldon appeared to reflect: 'It's always been my problem. "
" But do not worry-Penny said, putting his hands on his shoulders and holding him on the sofa started right now the course of recovery. "
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