to Kashyyyk because it's cold ...
my mother, my dear, I shall call:
"look at Italy's one thing with the Yeti, what you like!"
.. .
...
failing me a passion for the abominable snow man, I
"eh?"
"Yes! Star Wars! "
poor, there was upset when I laughed loudly.
Saturday, November 27, 2010
Tuesday, November 23, 2010
Male Masterbation Maste
sure it is secure?
My company is accurate. We take the safety of workers. So we did take a course, which I now have the fantastic fake diploma on parchment, checculo. There
put aside, you ever need it.
The funny little man in charge of teaching the course, which seems to come out of a documentary 50 years, tries to make nice
"then, before you begin, make a bit 'of knowledge ... so, to make the informal atmosphere ... " (abrupt change of tone, let the inquisition) " her, for example, "I
: iiii?"
"because ; has never done this course? How long have you taken? "
" since December 2007 ... "
" and yet has never done the course? "
[eh, I wanted to do ', but m'รจ dead pig ...] "eeeeemmm not have made me do ..."
"but is required"
"eeeeehmmm I did an online"
"but it is not the same thing!"
"eeeeeemmm have been about a year on maternity leave!" ;
[appeasing] "ah, here, will be"
(that is, yes. Give ago 'that I went on maternity leave in June 2009)
After that, the course begins . Start making us feel guilty: "every person in Italy, including infants, has a charge of € 500 per year for safety at work "
Then, to better illustrate what is meant by" safety "shows us a slide where you see a votive (yes , an ex-voto) crayon, in which a worker falls from un'implcatura. So, to cheer and remember that you need a miracle to save.
Then he explains the basics , complete with slides and a good 5 minutes of explanation: "when we say entrepreneur, we want to give those who work, while workers when we say, we want employees "- whistle, I knew that this course would be useful!
continues with friendly advice:
"remove a fire extinguisher if there is a large fine, eh, then do not say I did not warn you! And if the fire extinguisher used to hold open a fire door, go to the criminal! Eh! And then we risk less for manslaughter, 3 to 5 years in prison ... after all ... " (after all?)
" the walls, but the walls must be hygienic in order "... ahaaah, luckily I'm over there ... CHEVVORDI '? I spend every morning on the walls Lysoform?!
One thing that you never thought : "A woman can take up to 20 kg load (there is also the Figurella with the woman carrying a box)" if the load is cumbersome or too heavy, I recommend you get help, or to request a cart " - on this the IT manager, it runs all day with computers piled in her arms, has made her a big laugh
" There are substances that must be handled only by qualified personnel "- thought to TNT? to medicine? No! "for example, the copier or printer cartridges" - I was here to laugh, great.
(after about an hour historical examination of all the laws on occupational safety since the invention of fire to present)
It 'not your fault! " deaths at work are mainly due all'incuria workers, who do not follow the rules ... and instead must follow the rules, otherwise we encounter some misfortune that we can not fix it (forget the grammar type ) "
" here, for example, think miners in Chile ... " (Porelli, had fallen and was also their fault) " or to the factory in turin ... the German ... the ThyssenKrupp ! " (no, davero davero ????)
HISTORY OF AMPUTATIONS
" think of Charlie Chaplin on the assembly line, sometimes just a NONNIENTE and cut my hand! "
" , how many carpenters with white hair have the fingers a little 'BEVELED "
in factories there is the risk of being drunk by the machine itself ..."
FOR EVERY PROBLEM, THE SOLUTION
"if there are problems of view, there are protective devices, such as THE FOOTREST"
SCHIZOPHRENIA
For Dummies "when he takes on the grocer's assistant c ' has the hat, as Eduardo in his plays, and the employer. When the counter is to serve is a worker. But if there's aide, after the recruitment phase, but is also a leader and worker, and gives guidance on safety
CONFIDENCE IN MANAGEMENT OF MY COMPANY
"If I am the CEO of Newacme, and hire someone to work at video terminals, but this person is blind, the doctor will tell you that is not capable of working at your PC, "
I SEE DEAD PEOPLE
"So ... Ilva of Taranto chain n ° 5 of the foundry workers were killed ... where it was, in Taranto, or toast? I know a toast ... no, I was confused because there are so many dead ... "
AH, are now more 'QUIET
" in this building there was a high risk due to electromagnetic antennas telephone on the roof ... But do not put them Newacme, but the owner of the building "
HOME SECURITY - ALSO 'KNOWN AS" DO NOT ENTER IN THE HOUSE "
here the trainer made a digression that I have written exactly as it is: revenue in delirium with me
"I also for the products at home ... I therefore ask you first of cleaning products ... my wife, to say, here, one says 'is your wife ...'
Pick up my wife ... gl'ho and I said 'but you did not see that behind it says ...' 'No!'
here, and then because, he says, must see, there is an ICS, a sort of cross ... directions ... for example, must wear masks, or the power strip ...
short, I invite everyone, married or unmarried, to read the labels of cleaning products. Why
for example, if a stripper opens with a screwdriver, that can explode "
poor wife of the lord. The stracciatella
My company is accurate. We take the safety of workers. So we did take a course, which I now have the fantastic fake diploma on parchment, checculo. There
put aside, you ever need it.
The funny little man in charge of teaching the course, which seems to come out of a documentary 50 years, tries to make nice
"then, before you begin, make a bit 'of knowledge ... so, to make the informal atmosphere ... " (abrupt change of tone, let the inquisition) " her, for example, "I
: iiii?"
"because ; has never done this course? How long have you taken? "
" since December 2007 ... "
" and yet has never done the course? "
[eh, I wanted to do ', but m'รจ dead pig ...] "eeeeemmm not have made me do ..."
"but is required"
"eeeeehmmm I did an online"
"but it is not the same thing!"
"eeeeeemmm have been about a year on maternity leave!" ;
[appeasing] "ah, here, will be"
(that is, yes. Give ago 'that I went on maternity leave in June 2009)
After that, the course begins . Start making us feel guilty: "every person in Italy, including infants, has a charge of € 500 per year for safety at work "
Then, to better illustrate what is meant by" safety "shows us a slide where you see a votive (yes , an ex-voto) crayon, in which a worker falls from un'implcatura. So, to cheer and remember that you need a miracle to save.
Then he explains the basics , complete with slides and a good 5 minutes of explanation: "when we say entrepreneur, we want to give those who work, while workers when we say, we want employees "- whistle, I knew that this course would be useful!
continues with friendly advice:
"remove a fire extinguisher if there is a large fine, eh, then do not say I did not warn you! And if the fire extinguisher used to hold open a fire door, go to the criminal! Eh! And then we risk less for manslaughter, 3 to 5 years in prison ... after all ... " (after all?)
" the walls, but the walls must be hygienic in order "... ahaaah, luckily I'm over there ... CHEVVORDI '? I spend every morning on the walls Lysoform?!
One thing that you never thought : "A woman can take up to 20 kg load (there is also the Figurella with the woman carrying a box)" if the load is cumbersome or too heavy, I recommend you get help, or to request a cart " - on this the IT manager, it runs all day with computers piled in her arms, has made her a big laugh
" There are substances that must be handled only by qualified personnel "- thought to TNT? to medicine? No! "for example, the copier or printer cartridges" - I was here to laugh, great.
(after about an hour historical examination of all the laws on occupational safety since the invention of fire to present)
It 'not your fault! " deaths at work are mainly due all'incuria workers, who do not follow the rules ... and instead must follow the rules, otherwise we encounter some misfortune that we can not fix it (forget the grammar type ) "
" here, for example, think miners in Chile ... " (Porelli, had fallen and was also their fault) " or to the factory in turin ... the German ... the ThyssenKrupp ! " (no, davero davero ????)
HISTORY OF AMPUTATIONS
" think of Charlie Chaplin on the assembly line, sometimes just a NONNIENTE and cut my hand! "
" , how many carpenters with white hair have the fingers a little 'BEVELED "
in factories there is the risk of being drunk by the machine itself ..."
FOR EVERY PROBLEM, THE SOLUTION
"if there are problems of view, there are protective devices, such as THE FOOTREST"
SCHIZOPHRENIA
For Dummies "when he takes on the grocer's assistant c ' has the hat, as Eduardo in his plays, and the employer. When the counter is to serve is a worker. But if there's aide, after the recruitment phase, but is also a leader and worker, and gives guidance on safety
CONFIDENCE IN MANAGEMENT OF MY COMPANY
"If I am the CEO of Newacme, and hire someone to work at video terminals, but this person is blind, the doctor will tell you that is not capable of working at your PC, "
I SEE DEAD PEOPLE
"So ... Ilva of Taranto chain n ° 5 of the foundry workers were killed ... where it was, in Taranto, or toast? I know a toast ... no, I was confused because there are so many dead ... "
AH, are now more 'QUIET
" in this building there was a high risk due to electromagnetic antennas telephone on the roof ... But do not put them Newacme, but the owner of the building "
HOME SECURITY - ALSO 'KNOWN AS" DO NOT ENTER IN THE HOUSE "
here the trainer made a digression that I have written exactly as it is: revenue in delirium with me
"I also for the products at home ... I therefore ask you first of cleaning products ... my wife, to say, here, one says 'is your wife ...'
Pick up my wife ... gl'ho and I said 'but you did not see that behind it says ...' 'No!'
here, and then because, he says, must see, there is an ICS, a sort of cross ... directions ... for example, must wear masks, or the power strip ...
short, I invite everyone, married or unmarried, to read the labels of cleaning products. Why
for example, if a stripper opens with a screwdriver, that can explode "
poor wife of the lord. The stracciatella
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